teanacious1:

Haha #obama #1491s #humor #nativehumor #native #election #raindance

Some people’s reactions to Obama’s re-election on Twitter.  source

doctorwho:

Obama and Nine.

girl-panic:

The resemblance is uncanny.

"The 1980s called. They want their foreign policy back"
- President Obama (via thegr8spooksby)

He really said this. 

• Romney: Have you looked at your pension?
• Obama: I don't look at my pension, its not as big as yours so I don't check it that often.

barackobama:

Time to choose.

President Obama responds to Romney’s “47 percent” comment

maggieblueberry:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

snazzycookies:

How Barack Obama Made His Fortune

I’m tired of talking about the horrors of Mitt Romney.  Let’s talk about a dude who made his money honestly (which we know because he’s released his tax returns for all to see).  How did he get rich?  By writing books and investing wisely.  And then when he decided owning a million or two was enough (Romney is worth over $200 million for comparison), gave all of his Nobel Peace Prize money to charity.

All.  Of.  It.  Which if he hadn’t, it would have approximately doubled his worth.  So basically he gave away half of what he owned to charity that day. 

So when this guy says he’s trying to help the lower and middle classes, whether or not I think his ideas will work, at least I know he really believes in what he says he does.

you’re a nice president

I didn’t actually know this? And it’s awesome.

"I wonder if someday we’ll have a sincere statement from politicians in regards to tragic events, like the Sikh shootings. Instead of a scripted “We’re saddened by blank” statement, could we get a “This shit needs to stop. As President, I’m getting together a team to figure out a way to regulate gun control and/or whatever we need to do to stop these mindless shootings from happening. Because yeah, I think we’re all a little fucking tired of having to hear about another town with mourning families because friends and relatives are /dead/ because someone is holding a weapon that doesn’t have the psychological stability to do so. Peace out."
- Tabé Dankert

becauseiamawoman:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Get in loser, we’re getting health insurance.

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day.